Hello and welcome to the Anime vs. Twilight competition, where we select a few of your favourite anime/manga characters and pit them against the Twilightians (lol, I love that word).
Now, today we have:
Jasper vs. Naruto Uzumaki
Carlisle vs. Allen Walker
James vs. Itachi Uchiha
Emmet vs. Kurosaki Ichigo
Edward vs. Edward (Elric... duh)
LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!!!
JASPER VS. NARUTO UZUMAKI
Jasper walks onto the stage, looking at the miniature teen ninja standing opposite. "So, you're my enemy I suppose, Naruto, is it?"
"Yeah, sure is! Uzumaki Naruto- BELIEVE IT!" shouts Naruto across the stage to Jasper
"Um, sure, I believe you." says Jasper, raising his eyebrows slightly.
Jasper and Naruto crouch into fighting positions, and the bell dings. Jasper rushes forward and Naruto summons up Rasengan Shuriken and just misses Jasper.
"Hah! You can't catch me!" shouts Jasper.
Naruto stops, looking very frustrated, and then, he smiles. "EAT THIS!" Naruto summons up Kagebushin- lots of them- hundreds of them. Three hundred Narutos crowd on Naruto's side of the stage.
"Holy s***!" curses Jasper as the Narutos pounce.
Naruto Uzumaki wins.
CARLISLE VS. ALLEN WALKER
Carlisle and Allen walk onto the stage.
"Listen, Allen, you look like a nice boy, I don't want to fight you." says Carlisle.
"Really? Neither do I." says Allen, smiling at Carlisle, also making the fangirls sigh and swoon.
The vampire and the exorcist walk to centre stage and go to shake hands, when Carlisle sees Allen's cursed eye and evil arm. "DEMON! Evil!" Carlisle runs off the stage.
Allen Walker wins.
JAMES VS. ITACHI UCHIHA
James and Itachi walk on stage.
"I'm evil." says James.
"I'm eviler." says Itachi
"I kidnapped someone's girlfriend, beat her up, and tried to suck her blood- because I felt like it."
"I killed my entire family, except my little brother, who then, because of that, went emo. Afterwards, I ran off and joined an evil organization who's goal was to take over the world, where I, along with a man who was half-fish, to capture tailed demons."
James stood in shocked silence, trying to figure out something that he has which is more evil than something Itachi has.
"Well I have red eyes." spat out James.
"I have black eyes usually, then sometimes I get red eyes with black marks, then I can torture people."
James walks off the stage.
Itachi Uchiha wins.
EMMET VS. ICHIGO KUROSAKI
Emmet and Ichigo Kurosaki walk on stage.
Ichigo turns into his hollow form.
Ichigo Kurosaki wins by default.
And now, the match you've all been waiting for...
EDWARD VS. EDWARD ELRIC
The vampire and the alchemist walk onto the stage. "Edward." they mutter at the same time. The bell dings.
"Sparkle!" Edward Cullen throws off his shirt and glitters like a disco ball. Fangirls in the bleachers scream and faint as Edward.C sparkles. Grinning, as he thinks he's already won, Edward.C looks over at Edward.E. Edward.E looks cool, unaffected by Edward.C's disco ball shine.
"I don't NEED no sparkles." Edward.E says, and throws off his shirt with absolute gusto and lets down his hair (for the fangirls... of course).
The crowd goes dead silent.
Everyone dies from nosebleed.
"NOOO! I'm defeated!" Edward.C cries, throwing himself on the ground. "That damn shrimp wiped everyone out."
Edward.C looks across the stage to the furious Edward.E. "No, I er didn't mean it like that."
Edward.E advances on Edward.C, who all of a sudden looks very frightened as he realises what Edward.E had in mind.
Long story short, Edward Elric wins.
That's the end of the matches! Anime wins!
And what did the Twilightians (there's that word again! lol) learn?
1. Jasper learned how to swear
2. Carlisle learned that Allen is a nice boy... and a cursed boy.
3. James learned that there is no one more evil than Itachi.
4. Emmet learned that facing Ichigo in hollow form = an automatic loss.
5. Edward.C learned to never call Edward.E a shrimp.